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what most people are on the weekend
Dude:im drunk in the club biotch!!!
dude 2: so am i!
Dude 3: awww shit i wanna get drunk to
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It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.
My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!
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Intoxicated by alcohol. Preferably not a time to be driving! or making important decisions.. lmao
Pass the rum, I wanna be drunk.
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an alcoholic that does not attend AA meetings.
"I'm not a alcoholic because i dont go to gay meetings, i'm known as a drunk!"
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on of the great place to be, beside weed
i need to go somewhere fun, so i got drunk last night and passed out in a grainery, should have gotten high and ate the grainery
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had to much beers/alcohol and get wasted.
Whitney got drunk at that party last weekend.
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