A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
The cross of being a douche and a complete dick.
Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.
A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven
That's a lover duche oven
A snob party. A gathering of duche nozzles. A party where all the people are trying to show up each other through their clothes, cars, their money, and their education attainment. A very boring party full of uninteresting people.
Sam: "Did you go to Charlton's party last night?"
Will: "Yeah, but everybody there was a total snob, just like Charlton.
Sam: "Total duche-atopia, right? I told you not to go."