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Someone showing much retardation and is possibly dyslexic.
“Basketball god Bryn Krestow is one dyslexic motherfucker”
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(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.
"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"
This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
Noun: One who has hand-mouth dyslexia.
Adjective: Being in a state of having hand-mouth dyslexia.
1. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's hand-mouth dyslexic.
2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.
July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”
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A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.
I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.