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When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.
Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.
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The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker
I-Dyson-I go into league play
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
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Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.
Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!
The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.
Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara
A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy
Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia