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A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!
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Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.
Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."
Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.
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Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge
Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome
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A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
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Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
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The only way a West Virginia University fan greets or cheers a University of Pittsburgh fan.
during the refrain of "Sweet Caroline", chant "eat shit pitt" instead of the "so good" chant from the original song
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