internet site where you can unload all the useless shit you don't want anymore, even half used stuff, and people will pay you for it. Whoohoo!
I got $25 on eBay for that skanky perfume i used to wear, some people will buy anything!
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The best place to earn quick money.
You can literally sell dirt on eBay.
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A place where you can buy a maple leaf for $50.00 and a rusty nail for $200.
Look, ma. I bought this authentic chicken nugget that looks just like Babe Ruth.
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A place where you get items for less than 50% of retail and pay the other 50% in shipping price.
Yay, I bought my brand new Green Pointer laser for 100 bucks. WTF?! I have to pay $100 to ship it from Asia?
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A website showcasing your possessions so other suckers- I mean people can purchase them via Interweb.
Mysterious Person #1: "John, look at this beautiful coffee machine! I would like to get one."
Mysterious Person #2: "Forget it, Martha, I can see a naked guy in the picture."
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A site well known for people to sell their shit to someone else.
Person: Why give away your worthless crap to Goodwill when you can sell it off eBay?"
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To buy or sell an item on eBay.
"Need to sell my laptop, so I plan to eBay it."
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