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Total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. Also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
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Omg look at Eduardo! He has a big dick!
Eduardo is the best one
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chillest dudes ever, probably mexican or latino, smoke too much weed, dress like bums and are handsome as fuck typically seen fucking bitches left and right
Person 1: yo who smoked all my weed and fucked my mom?
Person 2: provably eduardo
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boys named eduardo always have a big cock ultimate rizz and will always treat a lady right especially short girls named dulce who are in 7th grade
damn i want to fuck eduardo and my names dulce
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Is a medium height Hispanic who probably is stuck up and I'm 100% sure they're breathe stinks
Eduardo: hey bro!
bro: damn mf yo breathe stank
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A idiot that bully's girls saying that they are not good enough for their crush by saying they are fat. A crazy guy who laughs weird and goes around stealing girls phones till they chase him around. A bad artist who's so full of himself. A liar who says they have the latest technolgy but really don't. A guy who can't give up on a girl even tho she rejected him multiply times. Very cocky and talks bad when they are right next to you but then notices and acts friendly. Again this isn't for most Eduardo's but for some others just might be annoying and others might be really sweet.
" There goes Eduardo stealing another girls phone?"
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who the fuck names their kid eduardo that sucks if it’s your name
person one: “hey look it’s eduardo”
person two: “who the fuck looks at a kid and goes ‘yup it’s an eduardo’”
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