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banal discourse that makes you want to throw up
they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours
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The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males
Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex
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Something really cool, often nostalgic.
Person 1: "I started playing Minecraft again recently."
Person 2: "Dude, that's elastic."
The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k
Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?
When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers
I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister
Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood
when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.
i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died
Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic