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A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.
Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”
An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.
wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.
Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
The most useless school ever to exist on the earth. Full of brats and saucy youngsters. Some rude ass teachers along with a train wreck of a gym teacher.
St.Bernards Elementary School is trash
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The most hood school there ever was. Located in Wausau, Wisconsin JM plays host to the most vicious games of tackle football east of the Mississippi. World renowned for the tremendous amount of gangsta ass G's it produces. If you went to John Marshall Elementary you know what's up.
teacher: Welcome to middle school! What school do you come from?
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!
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After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
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Everyone thinks they’re the shit until they realize they’re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.
Have you heard of Magnolia Elementary School?
Of course I have with all of it’s drama
Disgusting. Filled with rural rednecks and rich shitheads, there’s a racist teacher and a transphobic one, teaching you to internalize this shit at ages this young. The bathrooms are the definition of unsanitary and the food has no flavor.
What elementary school did you go to?
Sixes Elementary School.
You mean prison?
Yes.