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When someone farts in the elevator that is going up. The people inside the elevator would be trapped and have to suffer the smell of the fart.
After Adrian ate too many beans, he let an elevator oven out, gagging everyone else on the elevator he was riding.
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When in an elevator it is the tendency of people to avoid looking at another's face or acknowledging another person. It is caused by a lack of ease which comes from people being forced to intrude on each other’s personal space within the confines of an elevator. Personal space is the region around a person which they psychologically consider to be theirs. If this space is invaded by another person they will feel threatened and uneasy.
Inside an elevator people are forced to stand closer together than they would otherwise. This invasion of each other's personal space makes each person feel uneasy. To deal with the feeling of invasion people look upward or at the elevator numbers in an attempt to ignore the intrusion into their space. This the elevator reflex
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Smacking someone in the privates, making it look like your angerly hitting the button to call the elevator. (Man or women)
Person 1 Why don't you do something besides sitting there.
Person 2 Maybe I'll just Call The Elevator. (Walks over to person 1)
Person 1 What?
Person 2 (Smack them in the privates) Actually I'll just take the stairs.
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To blow all the air out of your lungs possible, bend down with your back straight, making your face go towards the ground, whilst keeping your legs straight. And to then put a joint in your mouth and inhale as deep as possible, while straightening back up. Then you hold your thumb in your mouth, and blow on it as hard as you can (make sure to not release any smokes), and keep doing it until you feel like your going to pass out.
Person 1: Take an elevator toke dude
Person 2: Alright man! (takes elevator toke)
Person 2: Dude! I feel like im gonna pass out! (falls over)
Person 1: Haha! You fucking pussy.
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The sudden urge to urinate once you have entered an elevator, the doors have closed and the elevator has started moving leaving your bladder four floors below you.
Simon: Why are you dancing around like that, you were fine a minute ago
Stephen: I'm fine, man. It's just an elevator pee.
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Someone who is classified as a deitie, To tiny mortal scum
To be an elevated one you have to be above the average height.
Elevated ones get to look down on all the short mortals.
“Why are you so tall” sorry your talking to an Elevated one”
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A hot, steamy moment that occurs between two individuals once the elevator door shuts
Can be a precursor for sex
Dude, if you haven’t experienced an elevator moment, have you really lived life?
OMG I totally had an elevator moment with that hot guy!