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Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging.
Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch.
derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire
"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?"
"No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"
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The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.
kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?
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a stupid red muppet on Sesame Street who ruined Sesame Street.
When I was a kid I was lucky that Elmo wasn't on Sesame Street.
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the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.
Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.
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The act of defecation upon a plant, more commonly a houseplant.
Dammit! The cat just took an elmo!
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