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The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
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When the jetstream of a jacuzzi is used to clean out the anus before anal sex. This is used in last minute cases when a proper enema isnt used
Warning: make sure a proper working toilet is close, due to the immediete extreme softening of stool
Right before we had anal I had her clean herself out giving her a jacuzzi enema....and it worked!!
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When drinking any liquid and choking or laughter causes said liquid to travel from mouth / throat up and through the nose
"I gave her a nose enema when she ckoked on my third leg"
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When a person either forces water or a liquid into another person's ass or the a person forces water into their ass. An Enema properly it is used to clean out one's ass but it is done with equipment. Other things have been know to be used for such as alcohol which is rumored to rapidly be absorbed by the body and intoxicate the person. CAN BE DANGEROUS IF TO MUCH LIQUID IS FORCED INTO THE BODY. Resulting in death.
notes: recommend 20-40 oz of water or less if done as noted below. anymore more can result in stomach cramps sickness and possible ripping/ damage...
"Forced Enema" Taking a water bottle inserting in your own/other person's ass and crunching the bottle till the water has successfully been forced into the ass.
Can be used as a way to clean out the ass before anal sex. Use warm clean water and afterward give at least a good 20 minutes for the water pushed back out. clean it and make sure to give it a rest before you proceed.
I have never used it for these means but know people who have, be carefull
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This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.
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The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass
I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.
happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.
mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!