engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

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Engin

Adjective

When your brain activity hits anything between one and zero due to much illegal substince consum.

I was to „engin“ to go to school tomorow
I think i am going „engin“ right now

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Engineer

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."

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engineering

An extremely hard course in university whereby the students of it have no life.

Damn those engineering students are nerds

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engineering

A major/field of study in college where there are no girls.

Engineering Boy: Hey, do you wanna come to our engineering party and solder electrical components while under the influence?

Normal Boy: Shut up you fucking loser, I'm going to a party where there are girls so I can laid...

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Engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream... Hello Oompa Loompas of science!

The engineering majors at Purdue University worked in the Scientists' chocolate factory.

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Engineer

An engineer is one who runs a train on a chick.

Last night, we all hit it one after another. We are engineers!

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