Enjoy Your Beverage

Verb,(1) a phrase yelled at a person you just defeated, in an attempt to add insult to defeat. (2) A way of showing superiorority/excellence to a friend or foe in a polite way.

Person1-"Yo man, imma 'bout to win this.."
person2-"no way man i just scored the last point"
Person1-"Bull sh*t, you cheated!"
person2-"Shutup and Enjoy your Beverage."

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Enjoy The Next 24 Hours

A fun alternative to, “have a nice day”

Person 1: whoops, sorry i bumped into you
Person 2: it’s fine, enjoy the next 24 hours

I’m good luv, enjoy

It’s basically another term for saying “I’m good” or “no thanks”

Friend : “you should get with the new kid Tommy”

Me : “I’m good luv, enjoy”

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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.

In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'

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Shablee shabloo enjoy the view

A common Jewish saying meaning simply ‘enjoy the view’

“Here we are, the highest point in jerusalem. Shablee shabloo enjoy the view”

Shut up, enjoy the music

A common response, although said in many different ways, to tell someone that their comment is neither intelligent nor relevant.

p1: Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar!
p2: Just stfu and enjoy the music

p1: It's an insult to eminem that they put gaga's banner on this video.
p2: Just Shut up, enjoy the music.

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enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

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