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Zombus Epiphany

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.

A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?

by Turkalurk2012 May 20, 2011


Life Epiphany

When an event or person causes one to make a realization of themselves, or their life style. One that they had not recognized previously. Causing them to make changes in their self evaluation, lifestyle choices, way of rationalizing, and choice of personal actions.

After his younger sister gave him a gift of condoms for Christmas, Joseph had a life epiphany, and began acting differently in his social life.

by NixTay June 17, 2019


Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.

Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!

by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020


epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.

Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!

by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023


Lyrical epiphany

When song writers or authors come up with a new idea and just know they gotta write it or sing it.

As I sat on my bed, on my phone, I jolted up in search for a pen and a note pad, because of my lyrical epiphany.

by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017


lyrical epiphany

When song writers or authors come up with an idea and they just know they gotta write it or sing it.

As I sat on my bed on my phone, I jolted up in search for a note pad and pen because I had a lyrical epiphany.

by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017


Epiphany whore

Someone who chasing the long tail of their perfection as a distraction from their purpose.

Susan, the fuckin’ world’s on fire! Quit navel-gazing you epiphany whore and help out already!

by Mr. Bob-a-Lina December 29, 2020