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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021


Indentured Escort

A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement

Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs

Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."

Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."

Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"

by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023


sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020


Escort

Escort is a model in the line up of automobile manufacturer Ford Motor Company. Escort is a model of automobile that has a long history dating back to the 1950s it started it's life out in Europe before eventually coming to America in the 1980s before eventually reaching end of production in 2003. The most notable version of the Escort is from 1992-1996 where as part of Group A Rally homologation Ford produced a homologation special of the Escort named the Ford Escort RS Cosworth in which only 7,145 cars were ever built during it's production run.

"My friend drives a Camaro. Me? I drive an Escort"

by AmCarGuy June 14, 2024


Escort

A person(s) hired to escort from place to place

They escorted me to the ball

by 1283839t8 July 10, 2018


Latin Escort

The act of inserting a tube into an unconscious person's anus and putting a hot pepper through the tube, leaving the pepper to break down in their rectum and cause an immense amount of pain.

I gave Gary a Latin Escort at the stag party last night. He's now in the hospital.

by JoeySalads May 27, 2016


Upscale Escort

A small compact motorcar, manufactured by the Ford Motor Company between 1968-2000 (UK) or 1981-2003 (US) and souped up by dodgy street pimps for use by their working girls.

Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.

Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.

Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.

by bitchuck September 15, 2024