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Essay McGee, are you present, Essay McGee.
Whats up Essay Mcgee.
Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.
Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?
Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!
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A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.
Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.
"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"
-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.
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A crisis that involves an essay that is either overdue or due very soon. Often involves an all-nighter being pulled.
I'm having an essay crisis right now, so don't expect much from me tomorrow.
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an essay only written in nhs for to torture the studnets. usually it combines acpects of hisotory and grammar along with a good analysis and its can affect ones grade up to 15%
After the long process of correcting the anchor essay all the grades were lowered by a facotr of 1/3
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The state of waking up after a long night's essay writing to find out that none of the previous nights work makes any sense because you were so tired when you wrote it.
*Man wakes up and goes straight to the computer*
Man: "Oh man! What on earth did I write last night? How does that even make sense to anyone ever?"
*Later at uni, man is sitting in front of computer, friend walks up*
Friend: "Dude, you've been sitting there fixing your essay for ages! Have you got an essay hangover or something?"
Man: "Yeah man, it's chronic!"
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An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.
Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.