pre-evening

the time which is not clear between afternoon and evening. this period differs from one place to the other due to the spherical shape of earth, hence the reception of sunbeam. the term is coined by Sheldon Cooper, in The Big Bang theory.

ohh.. its 4.30pm. that's pre-evening.. since in the evening i will soak and wash my clothes, so at 4.30pm i will be doing pre-soaking and pre-washing..

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Parents' Evening

A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.

Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.

They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.

Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.

5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening

Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.

Parent: Hi

Teacher: You must be here to talk about...

Parent: Yeah

4 minutes later

Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...

Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks

Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.

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Lady of the evening

Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.

Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"

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Even Pedersen

The most swaggiest person in Russia, he´s Vladimir Putins brother.

Omg, youre a Even Pedersen!
Hey can you do a Even Pedersen?
He´s such a Even Pedersen

matan even

He’s everywhere he’s been around since before the Bill Clinton incident

“I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton.”
-Matan Even

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Evening Eye

When your eyes become heavy and tired late in the day due to exertion.

All that drinking in the sun has really given me a bad case of evening eye!

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Can't Even

1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"

Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even

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