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Being such a big Star Wars fan that it prohibits you from getting laid.
Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.
When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.
As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.
When you go to a girl's childhood home, beat off in her room, and cum in her old teddy bear.
I snuck into Becky's parents' house and gave her a crusty ewok because she pissed me off
when, after a night of sex, drugs, partying and crushing two 7-11 hotdogs. you shit out something furry with big cute eyes and it swims around the bowl calling you by your first name.
you would not belive what happened to me this morning. Not sure what I did last night but i just shit out a baby ewok. The weird thing is it knew my name!
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The girl who dates your ex-boyfriend right after you break up. Usually a petite brunette who speaks some fabulous foreign language and spends her free time hand-making organic soaps which she donates to homeless people. Also see: Dat ho.
(At a party)
"Oh look, Johnny's here! Shit... He's with that Ballsack Ewok chick. Let's go."
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Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.
I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.
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The very essence of ugly. Something that does not belong in this world. A girl who goes to my high school that looks like an ewok and wears short shorts.
Oh my god. That girl is disgusting I swear to god she is an Ewok girl.
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