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excuse juice

Any drink used to get a woman drunk enough for sex.

After a few glasses of excuse juice, she'll do just about anything.

by D.M.L January 22, 2008

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Troll Excuse

The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling

Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!

by Tenkarinku April 20, 2011

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Excuse Me

A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!

by BallnBoy April 7, 2009

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excuse hole

Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from

Oh my god you didn't do it well enough

God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot

by Goh nakhor October 1, 2018

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Mutually Excusive

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.

Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.

by JTFYM November 29, 2012

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Excuse-Movie

Can mean several things:

1) A movie that is right on the cusp of being taken out of theaters.

2) A terrible or less than enjoyable movie you can view at home.

Both have the same purpose. To create a backdrop to either making out, talking, or a friendly get-together. The former of which is the most common.

"Hey man, i'm taking this girl out to see Madagascar 3!"

"What? In early August? Dude, that is such an Excuse-Movie now. What are you really planning on doing?"

"...possibly getting my hand down her pants..."

"Yeah, have fun with that while Katy Perry is blasting in the background."

by Pelican501 September 6, 2012


Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.

Genius:โ€Something extremely interestingโ€
Idiot:wasnโ€™t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse Iโ€™m far too intelligent to fall for it

by Agathor0303 June 21, 2023