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deep breathing exercises

Process of getting high as fuck

Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.

by Poppyseeddoobie December 1, 2013

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Self Control Exercises

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

by Jplague September 10, 2011

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exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening

You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude

by 243588 May 1, 2015


2 PERSON EXERCISE

its basically sex.

YOUR DAD AND MOM TOLD YOU THIS WHEN THEY WERE DOING IT. ( 2 PERSON EXERCISE)

by LILYACKITY December 9, 2019

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Ball pits exercise

The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.

I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.

by Malcoholic April 29, 2009

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Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012


stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

by Pinky Star May 28, 2009