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An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm
Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.
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The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson
*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
The moment when a drunk/sick person no longer is able to hold it together so they put their face in their hands to stop from vomiting.
Kirby: Man Harry's not lookin too good he just went facepalm
Porter: Yea it wont be too long now before he blows
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Person 1: I'm going to go look at rule 34 stuff with no precautions whatsoever!😄
Person 2: r/facepalm You fucking idiot.
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1. "last minute" grocery shopping (usually Sunday) while intoxicated (drunk/hung over and/or stoned) that was supposed to be done on the previous Friday or Saturday (but was deemed less of a priority then bingeing) often forgetting one or more essential items after paying and leaving the store/shop after it has closed
2. Urgent/last minute grocery shopping (usually sunday) only arriving seconds before the shop/store is about to or has closed for the day
3. Waking up on a sunday morning after a "heavy" weekend (Friday and Saturday) of binge drinking/drug taking with a massive hangover/headache and unknown partner/s (usually sexual) beside you that you don't remember anything or who they are but are dreading the aftermath of what happened.
4. The one day or days of the year that Jesus (christianity), God or any saints and/or deities look down onto the Earth from their place of residence and cringe/express disbelief, shame or disgust towards humanity's frequent acts of stupidity
5. Fusion/combination of "Facepalm" & "Palm sunday"
1) When shopping on a sunday, see how many people are hung over and are seconds away from a facepalm momment
2) man arrives at a supermarket only to see the front doors closed, looking to the manage who just locked the doors, the manager shakes his head and points to the list of clearly visible opening hours
Man: *moans* OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!
Store manager shakes his head
Man reads the sign indicating store opening hours, sighs and facepalms at his own lazyness/stupidity for not reading the opening hours - facepalm sunday momment
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any sort of relationship with anyone (friend or foe or significant other) that just feels like you're constantly facepalming for whatever reason. whether it's because they are doing something facepalm-esque or you are.
most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.
Charlie Brown's life IS a facepalm relationship.
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The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar
Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting
Oh damn! That's brutal