Fap

Something that guys who watch Key Of Awesome do with Lauren Francesca comes on the screen.

I was watching Key of Awesome and Lauren Francesca came on the screen. I just needed to fap.

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Fap

Short for “Fucking Artificial Pussy”

Bro I’m finna Fap to some gnarly shit tonight!

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Fap

The sound that one makes from masturbating, jerking off etc. Often repeated as "fap fap fap".

"fap fap fap. AHHHHH this feels good!!!"

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fap

What I do every morning in the shower before school.

Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.

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fap

fah-p

To masturbate furiously.

To verbally declare attraction to something.

A declaration of self-love chanted over and over by Genos.

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Fap

To stroke the penis and make vanilla icecream come out

Stop fapping to hentai you dirty bastard.

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Fap

Verb - To "fap" or "fapping".

The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.

Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.

- Hey listen to this sick fap!
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.

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