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"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."
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Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).
We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!
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Listening to music that does it to you right in your earhole.
It's a name that Buddyhead(Aaron North of NIN) gave to Jesse Hughes(Boots Electric) for his new upcoming eagles of death metal cd.
Dude, this song is like sonic fellatio, the music is doing it to me right in my earhole.
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When your beer bottle starts to fizz over, and you go over to stop the suds, despite the action appearing somewhat risqué
I was drinking a couple of brewskis, when one started fizzing everywhere, I performed bottle fellatio and everyone in the room was like "guess what that looks like!"
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When one party member offers to give fellatio to another party member (joke or not), the former party member is obliged by the Fellatio Code to follow up on the aforementioned action of fellating the latter party member.
If the offering party member hereupon refuses to perform the offered fellatio, she (or he, if thats how you roll) is subject to a punishment up to the discretion of the latter party member
Guy: Blow me
Girl: Fine
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Not
Guy: Nope, you have to follow the Fellatio code
Girl: Damn
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In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.
wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...
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When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.
*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'
*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!
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