Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.
Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?
Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.
During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.