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Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.
"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"
"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"
noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.
Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.
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Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.
Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.
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When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
I got a festering flute this morning.
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that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !
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A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
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The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.