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Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.
"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."
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very attractive; capturing interest;
"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"
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A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones.
VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.
EXAMPLES:
You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.
Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".
You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".
You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".
NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".
EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".
See also: Fetchtard
EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.
EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".
A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".
You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."
See also: "Fetching fetch"
Fetch
Gretchen Wieners used it in Mean Girls to describe something that was cool or awesome..Gretchen said it was "like slang from England"
gretchen(saying to Cady):You totally love him..and he just complimented you.thats so fetch!
regina:STOP TRYING TO MAKE 'FETCH' HAPPEN ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
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Make oneself or another highly sexually aroused, to the point of orgasm.
Probably an old-fashioned term that won't fit well with the modern use of the word. It's repeatedly used in the anonymously authored, Victorian era 'My Secret Life' (quoted below).
It seems almost interchangeable with actual orgasm. It's certainly more than just getting 'turned on', but it does seem to be distinct from 'coming' (or 'spending' in old-speak).
I do recall the word being used in an early 80s UK TV drama in reference to male ejaculation.
"Our backsides were soon at the short wriggles. "It's big, isn't it?" "Oh! don't," said she, "I shall spend." My remark, tallying perhaps with something which was passing in her own mind fetched her, and me with her instantly."
"That fetched her. "Oh! I'm coming,—oh! it's a coming," she gasped, and laid her head over my shoulder. I felt her bum and belly wagging, and a perfect torrent of cunt-liquor ran down on to my balls. I had not long began my fuck, so was slower than with the first woman, and had fetched her a second time before I had finished her standing up against the railings"
""Don't,—oh.—take it out,—do,—oh!—oh!—ohoe!" she murmured. She had fetched me, and pump; pump, pump, pump, went my spunk up her. Then delicious oblivion..."
"Then she laid motionless and white through nervous exhaustion, excitement, and loss of her spermatic liquid, which I kept fetching and fetching in my long grinding"
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Something that just isn't going to happen
Dave: Can we have anal?
Sarah: That's fetch!
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An exclamation of either anger, suprise, dismay, or joy.
What the fetch is going on here!
That fetching rules!
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