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fink

In marijuana culture, a fink is someone who says they will match you and comes up with an excuse, often unrealistic to avoid pithing in marijuana. Because they promise to pitch in weed and do not, they are more hated than sponges. A fink is recognizable due to their lack of moral ethics in general, paranoid nature and endless preoccupation with how they are viewed by others.

Guy 1 "Man, I can't believe Guy 3 tried to pretend the wind blew his weed away and didn't pitch in for that bowl,"

Guy 2 "Thats nothing. Yesterday he not only didn't pitch in, he jacked my lighter after the session and tried to pretend he didn't. I nearly punched him when I found out."

Guy 1 "Man he is sucha fink."
Guy 2 "Agreed"

Guy 3 *enters on scene*

"Hey guys want to smoke some weed? i got some prime buds, but they are at home so we can smoke then go get them."

by kingaj100 October 17, 2008

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


finke

A girl with a big vagina and boobs

Oh the finke is big

by Bobby December 22, 2016

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fink Fold

using any sheet of paper, the fink fold is an easy and quick way to effectively hold marijuana, it is nearly impossible for the weed to fall out.

the fold is done by doing a series of simple folds:
1. fold the paper in half (bottom meeting top of sheet)
2. hold horizontally, then fold the right side halfway
3. fold the left side on top

4. hold vertically, fold bottom halfway
5. fold both corners at the top halfway so both corners meet
6. press the edges of the bottom half to create an opening
7. fold the top half into this opening
8. flatten to secure

legit brilliance.

Drugee A:"FUCK MAN i dropped the sesh pape...."

Drugee B:"dont worry man, its a fink fold, none of the weed is falling out of that one"

by westsesh December 1, 2011

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


jon fink

Sex GOD πŸ˜πŸ”±πŸΌπŸ’§πŸ‘πŸ†

Yo, have u seen him?

Yeah Jon Fink, I had sex with him, what a great man.

by SexyWoman_101 October 29, 2019


Rat Fink

Tattletale, stool pigeon, squealer, snitch, double-crosser, weasel.

That rat fink Lenny sold me out to Tommy G!

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

330πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Rat Fink

Classic Dingus

That Rat Fink leaked our info to the public again!

by Kenzo_Representative December 7, 2021

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mrs. Finkes

A Granite City High School physics teacher who if made mad will rip your face off. Very funny and nice also known for the phrase DO WORK!!!!. Likes to tell interesting stories about her dog and other wacky incounters.

1. Whos that teacher she sure is cool
2. Yeah she is a total Mrs. Finkes

by Otis the Dog February 9, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž