Cum Flannel

A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.

Or

A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.

You absolute cum flannel.

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Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

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green flannel

Green flannel is a failed SoundCloud rapper who deletes his page when everyone finds out about it .... trash talks everyone

Omg look it’s green flannel

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matching flannels

When a girl is dating another girl they may wear matching flannels to hint at it!!

Hey did you see Erica and Simone wearing those matching flannels today? What a cute couple!

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Flannel Whore

n. a person who desires and covets many flannel shirts.

Levi: I don't want to go shopping with you, especially if we are going to Sears.

Angela: Why not?

Levi: You're such a flannel whore!

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Flannel Kisses

Any public display of affection performed by homosexual mates that share masculine traits.

I thought they were lumberjacks until they shared some Flannel Kisses. Now I know they were just working on the same wood.

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Flannel Alley

Lesbian Vagina

Cathy spent a lot of time warming up in Jackie's flannel alley