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A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
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Someone who is relegated to the sidelines so much that they're not even a cuck, they're the person in charge of giving the cuck a blowjob to get the cuck hard so that the cuck can sit in the corner and masturbate using his own tears as lube while someone else fucks his wife.
Lamplighter: I was gonna do great things. I almost did. Now look at me. I'm like the cuck, in the porn, sitting on the sidelines while the real heroes are out there doing the fucking.
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Hughie: You're not the cuck. I'm the cuck.
Lamplighter: Actually, you're worse. You're the cuck fluffer.
- Source: The Boys S2E07
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Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.
Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.
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Similar to friends with emotional benefits. More commonly a boyfriend/girlfriend without the rewards. Typically a guy/girl friend used for the emotional benefit out of a relationship, while the physical benefit is being taken care of by another guy/girl one has no emotional connection to.
Nick: I'm your emotional fluffer; I'm there whenever you need a guy. You want a cup of tea, I'll make it, you lose your phone, I'll call it.
Jess: You're my friend! That's what friends do.
Nick: I'm your boyfriend without the rewards.
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Ardent reality challenged Trump supporters.
Spicer is a wonderful Trump fluffer. He really knows how hard Trump is!
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A person who excels in a company simply by sucking cock, or being a kiss ass.
Oh, him? He got to the top by being a corporate fluffer. Another one of those, "the employees, have to be qualified, but the managers don't."
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A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.
Don't be such a homophobic game-nerd, Mom made fluffer butters!