used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
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When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
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A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."
When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .
Harry is dead footy donโt you think?
The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I wonโt lie.