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“IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT THEY’RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH!!”
The best pyramid scheme of all time. The whole idea started about 4000 years ago when some religious hustlers found out how profitable human stupidity can really be. Since then, this long-con has only gotten larger. It continues to survive by indoctrinating it's members in as children, and brainwashing them into ignorant submission. After completely destroying their common sense, the members are ordered to recruit more people. They're encouraged to invite friends, family, coworkers, and even strangers to come join up. Knock on doors, put up signs, hold rallies, whatever it takes to get more followers. They seduce these unknowing individuals by promising them everlasting life, good fortune, spiritual healing, divine truth, and much much more. By methods of guilt-tripping, coercion, and verbal sleight of hand, they convince these newbies to forfeit 10% of their salary. But don't think the church is done there. Far from it. Clergymen also have the right to be tax exempt, have a say in politics, assfuck your kids, receive free housing, and receive thousands from charities and donations.
The Johnson family goes to church because they're a pack of ignorant sheeple.
The worst place to:
1. randomly laugh out loud
2. take a snooze
3. take a poo
4. wear flip flops
Church is the worst place to drop a verse,
One thing I didn’t mention until it’s my intention,
I let it and get it, never forget it, regret it,
It can’t possibly be worse, it’s terse,
Have fun and go to church, peace out!
The fucked up thing about going to church is one of the main figures of Christianity is a Jewish guy, which never made much sense. It's not a matter of one religion being right and the other one wrong, but it's something you notice, that one of the main figures of the religion, though he was called Christ in name, was never a Christian himself.
If a main figure in Church was Buddha, more people would be skeptical about religion, but Jesus is someone they think looks like them, so he's one of them.
A place where you pray to the LORD so the LORD can forgive your sins.
read the bible and give your trust to Jesus Christ
Jesus is coming soon.
also I don't know much about church nor about Jesus/God/Holy Spirit I only know a little bit about them
I don't know what to do for an example ;-;
church is a place where your sins are forgiven by the LORD?
Its where scared motherfuckers go...when they are intimidated and pray to god.. a song from ice cube too
Pussy ass bitch, why are you running? Go to fucking church!
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places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.
im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.
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