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"My new Fossil brand watch needs new Fossil fuel, so i'm off to the store to buy a new battery."
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Fossil cock, an old man who's cock is old and worn out.....
Did you see nicki is with that fossil cock? She must be desperate!
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Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
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one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh
a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"
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v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.
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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.
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A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.
''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy
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Any item, be it clothing, undergarments, or jewelry, left at a fraternity or similar college house after a night of debauchery and smushing.
"I need to go pick up some frat water, but I'm gonna run this trick fossil by a pawn shop first"
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