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A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.
Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?
Timmy: ...
Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?
Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.
Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!
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The Blood Clot Foundation (BCF) is a group of friends who have done just about everything that there is to do in life.
BCF consists of members J-Train, Ghetto Child and, Chooltz.
They've produced their own rap album, wrestling show, and much more.
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/bcf_online/
Guy A: "Did you see The Blood Clot Foundation Rap battle last night?"
Guy B: "No because they were wrestling last night stupid."
Random Girl: "Ghetto Child is so attractive"
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An organization where endangered animals are put into a ring, and fight to the death, in order to decide who is saved, and who becomes extinct.
Wooh! Go bald-headed Eagle! NOOOO! The eagle got it's head taken off by the Polar Bear!
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The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own
My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
A shat SCPF that is the combination of shit and cash grab.
Person 1: Dude you wanna make an SCPF with me?
Person 2: Sure, just don’t make it a cash grab like Roblox Intervention Foundation.
A school made for at risk teens that abuses children. The so called methods of teaching involve cruel and unusual punishments.
Many who go to the Family Foundation School leave emotionally scared and unable to deal with the real world.
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A joke from Ask A Ninja.
a Foundation were ninjas donate a kill to a kid who is dying and wants to take someone with them
My best friend and fellow Ninja Bob (not his real name)
said he couldn't go and help teach Silent Killing class because she was voluntering at the Make A Death Foundation
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