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This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
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A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!
Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.
C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!
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means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.
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On January 30th it will become national kissing day
I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day
The act of introducing your toung all you can inside your sexual partner's brown eye, imitating the way you give a french kiss using the butt as cheeks and the respective amount of hair as a mustage. XD
-wow! she looks so happy... 'n clean!
-of course my horse! i gave'er a black french kiss (bfk) 'n i let'er pretty clean down there.
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National French kiss day is on April 13th, kiss your love of our life
Kevin: he mike guess what..
Mike: what??
Kevin: tomorrow is national French kiss day so here is ur chance with Kayla!
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