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1) Something you say when you're annoyed
2) Sexual demand
1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"😑
2) "Fuck me daddy!"
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to trick a dolphin who's going to bed by asking another to TUCK them in only to FUCK them with gummi bears rolling around the bed
the hispters by the AA store will start using it saying 'wow... i asked jamie to come over last night and she really fuck me in! ihiihiihiih"
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It's people who want to have sex very passionately
"Fuck me baby " said you mamma
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we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.
Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.
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Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK billy
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used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.
dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.
jack - oh i get it....fuck me.
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the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"
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