Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it

1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus

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hide and go fuck yourself

When one has no friends, and another tells him to go play hide and go fuck yourself, or perform the act of masturbation

He told me to go play hide and go fuck yourself, so I did!

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go fuck yourself with a sausage

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage

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hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...

nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

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mango go fuck yourself

An alcoholic beverage that contains orange-mango juice with smirnoff vodka

Hey Tiffany, let's mango go fuck yourself

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Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

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Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

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