when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.
I fuck the dog during every lecture.
Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos
Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.
to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
An expression used to express a mistake being made
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog
When you work on oil rigs and u're in the "doghouse" ( brakeroom) screwing around...
Ramie's in there fucking the dog and the rest of us are killing ourselves.