Rural Dictionary

Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.

Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.

by Big Fiz June 26, 2009

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fuck fuck games

A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.

"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.

by property of uncle sam August 19, 2011

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Fuckity Fuck Fuck

A term used to express extreme disapleasure at a
particular moment. More prefered than 'Fuck' alone,
due to its repetition and deeper meaning.

Cindy: What happened?!?
Lisa: Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!!
Fredd: Woah that was deep, man....

by mini-chiko January 17, 2008

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Shittery Fuck Fuck

When you're screwed over (or boned) in the worse possible manner.

When the hull of an intergalactic vessel breaks and you're stuck in a vacuum of space because of it.

Zach Hammond: Be careful, the whole section leads into the vacuum of space......and the Necromorphs have completely taken over the ship!

Isaac Clarke: Oh shittery fuck fuck!

by Meta Tam When Hi Non July 27, 2010

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