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When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.
"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."
Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
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The act of wrapping balls around another man's penis and fucking it until ejaculation. similar to tit fucking but with testicles.
John got so drunk the other night I was nut fucking him while he was passed out.
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Term used to describe someone who has done something crazy, outrageous or just plain insane.
"your fucking crazy. A total nut-fuck!"
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To fuck without inserting the shaft, for ether lake their of or stimulation.
rubbing nuts on a vagina
President Clinton claims to have only "nut fucked" Monica Lewinski.
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When you place your throbbing cock in between someone's testicles, as if you're getting titty fucked, and you thrust your penis within these balls until you climax.
Ivan with Overlooked ENT got nut fucked by Andy on this day in which we celebrate our Independence day. Bill Pullman, RIP!
Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
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