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Gaff

a andrew who gives melissa a louise

damn gaff you squirted louise on my pants, said melissa

by assilem_x May 16, 2008

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Gaff

A house party. Most commonly used in the United Kingdom.

β€œAnyone able to have a gaff the night?”
β€œWho’s having the next gaff?”
β€œAye come to my gaff”

by What.a.gal January 7, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gaff

Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck

My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work

by bob July 24, 2003

7πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2003

5πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 20, 2010

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Gaff

A general negative expression.

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.

by imapieceofhtmll February 11, 2014

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


gaffe

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.

Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?

by aero_phile July 6, 2009

83πŸ‘ 757πŸ‘Ž