a andrew who gives melissa a louise
damn gaff you squirted louise on my pants, said melissa
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A house party. Most commonly used in the United Kingdom.
βAnyone able to have a gaff the night?β
βWhoβs having the next gaff?β
βAye come to my gaffβ
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Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck
My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work
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that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....
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To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.
Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."
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A general negative expression.
Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.
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A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.
Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?
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