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When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.
If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.
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When it's so cold outside that your balls go inside your body resembling a toad going in its hole
Dude it's so cold, that I have a garage toad right now
a person who dwells in a garage. usually a white middle age man with a family, who enjoys drinking cheap beer in the solitude of his open garage.
i was under the impression that this term was coined by my dad, for he was the only one i had ever heard use it. but i have come to terms with the fact that other people use it too.
those fuckin' garage dwellers are staring at us again.
To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
When you have someone lift your balls and spread the butt cheeks so they can lick from asshole down the taint to the base of the balls from below with one motion.
Sharleena gave me a garage lift last night and my grundle is still tingling.
The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.
I think we'll go garage sailing this weekend for Velvet Elvis'.
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