A way to describe something that's really, really gay.
'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.
"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt
When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.
THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.
Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.
Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
This term is used when a gay ass nigga decides to speak his gayness in any situation.
Gay ass nigga:Gelato got me flying in the Victors.
Straight ass nigga:I'm not gonna lie that shit is "Gayer then a box of Mikeys."
This is a reversed attack, to the normal "You're gay."
The person using this comeback is usually, definitely, the actual "gayest," by using logic.
1: You're gay.
2: Yeah, but you're gayer.