Awkward Geoff

A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).

Oh dear you're such a awkward geoff!

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Jizzin Geoff

He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.

Watch out for jizzin Geoff and smellvy/ Tom Elvey

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Geoff Hurst

refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird

To go on to a masters degree the university normally expect you to have a Geoff Hurst

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Geoff Bowl

When someone passes a super-cashed bowl (generally a water-pipe, but occasionally a regular pipe) which has long since been rendered unsmokeable. This usually happens because the "Geoff" involved doesn't want to have to load the next one. Origins: Central New Mexico.

"Dude, what the hell was that about? There was NOTHING in there?!"
"Oh, man, sorry. That was a Geoff Bowl."

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Geoff shift

An extensive period of time partaking in a leisure activity

We went fishing and we put in a geoff shift

Geoff Wiginton

lucas' dad and my mom
he's a sbargue.
the whole squawd is obsessed.

me: geoff wiginton is my mom
lucas:JSJSJSSJSJJSSJ

geoff hurst

Northern English rhyming slang for urinating, or a burst.

Hurry up in there, I'm dying for a Geoff Hurst.

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