Itβs New Years! Aka National Hot Goth Girl Day! Grab a hot goth girl and worship her. She deserves it. And grab lube just incase.
Person 1: Hey Darryl! You know what day it is?
Person 2: Uh, new years?
Person 1: No Darryl, its National Hot Goth Girl day!
4π 4π
On October 28 you gotta go hug her
Person 1:heh I wish I could hug her
Person 2: go ahead itβs October 28 hug a girl day
Break up with your girl day happens on March 4
He broke up with me on break up with your girl day
September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is
Dude 2: yeah itβs national fuck a short girl day
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Kick a 4β11 girl day , specifically someone you know
Kick a four 11: kick a 4β11 girl day
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On October 10th push any girl and get a way with it
National push any girl day
You- happy October 10th!
Girl- what?
You- pushes
Girl- what was that for?
You- its October 10th
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