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The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).
“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”
“You have no financial girth.”
One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.
Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!
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A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.
Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.
A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
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A concave member requiring long term thrusting to deliver short term benefits to the female sex. Small and skinny in nature. Not to be bragged about.
She wanted a piece of the Gava Girth
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When someone or something is worth the girth.
Joseph L: Hey Ross, how was last night... Was it worth the girth?
Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.
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A group of men who compare penis dimensions(length, girth, etc.) for shits and giggles.
"Girth Gang meeting tonight! Bring your measuring tapes and Sex and the City box sets!
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