1. When you're off the shits.
2. When you have sniper aim without a scope
3. When he or she hits you in the dome with that super soaker
Ex: I was glanced as fuck at krispy kreme the other day off of special K
Ex: I glanced him with this 17 cuz im headtap gang
Ex: I glanced on her face like some glaze on a krispy kreme donut
To briefly look over or check on something
"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"
"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"
When you’re at a urinal and accidentally glance at the neighbouring man’s penis
“Finn accidentally glanced at his neighbours penis”
Finn just committed an “accidental glance”
When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink
Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there
What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
Looking at yourself in the mirror everytime you see one
"I can't walk by a mirror without a handsome glance "
When someone interesting enters your view, you give them a serious look. Then you notice the person or some others nearby have noticed you staring. So you immediately look around at others in your view so the noticers think that you are not stairing but instead looking equally at everyone nearby. A little like the Package Peakin Wiener Gazer (but not much).
Look at Jeff. He was eyeing that hottie that's way out of his league and now he's doing a few followup glances at others to hide his foolery.