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A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses
Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.
When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals
"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"
It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.
"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"
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When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
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When someone gets told off or gets rekt in a conversation or by an insult. To "get glazed" means by definition to get jizzed on, but in this sense it's used to mean get told off.
"Hey Tom, I saw that fight you got into. You got fucking Glazed bro!"
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Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment
An abruptly interrupted session at the Glory Hole... where the final load is unexpectedly blown to the face of the impatient intruder, resulting in a glazed facial sheen that locks the eyebrows into a shocker
Sam had no idea his time in the booth had expired, and in his shocked state, delivered a Glaze of Glory on his unwitting recipient