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Sofie: I have a huge test tomorrow and i haven't studied at all
Adam: Lol gluck with that
January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000
Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give
When you get painting the wall, and you need to take excess paint of your brush, so you slap it of both sides of the tin.
Myself and Emily decided to paint the kitchen, there was to much paint so we decided to do the Gluck Gluck 3000!
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giving head in a sonic drive in
“I am going to give Peter the Route-44 Gluck for taking me to Sonic.”
When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch
When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch
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Fucking a chick while she’s in the midst of throwing up
I pulled the Gluck out in the porta potty last night
Taking the 3000 model up a notch by adding just a little twist to the motion. Enhancing the pleasure....or adding to the wear and tear on your junk.
*please be sure to use generous amount of lube or pre-oral lubing!
Babe, you are too fucking basic with that Gluck Gluck 3000. Step it to the Gluck Gluck 6000 already damnit before I trade you in for a better model!