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a figurative corrective lens for women whilst ovulating, that makes low-quality men appear attractive; phenomenon in which a woman finds someone she would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, due to her position in her monthly cycle- ovulation; an inadvertent and unavoidable phenomenon akin to beer goggles for ovulating women.
Damn, I must've had ov goggles last night, cuz I was DTF with everyone!
after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.
"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
Commonly occurs in male military service members who are deployed to locations across the world, absent or severely lacking in actual attractive females. This can occur over a long period of time, or immediatly upon boots on the ground, depending on how much pussy backlog the service member had prior to the deployment. Similar to Beer Goggles and the Shallow Hal theory, the affected service member will begin to find the most hideous of hideously ugly females attractive, commonly known as Deployment Queens. This is due to there being a vast shortage of attractive women and the unwavering need for the male specimen to bust-a-nut, regardless of the orifice it goes into or onto.
Service Member 1: OMG, this place is crawling with FUGLIES!!!
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
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Similar to beer goggles, but these goggles are centralized to a school in Roswell New Mexico. Male Cadets will see regularly unattractive females good enough. After attending New Mexico Military Institute the aquisition of said goggles usually occurs anywhere between 1-3 weeks of attendance. The goggles progressively worsen with time spent at the school.
"Bro why did you fuck that ratchet she was a 5 out 10 at best"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
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Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.
Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
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Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.
I must have had scrub goggles on, 'cause Dr. Smith did not look good when we went out to dinner.
When a person acts like T**i acted because of L**a
"FODO-VOS OS CORNOS SE FALAREM MAL DA L**A"-T**I
"Tás majé com Pussy Goggles"- O RESTO